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Senin, 09 Juli 2012

Kebo apa yang bikin orang capek? Kebogor jalan kaki Kenapa kucing kalo dikejar anjing selalu menoleh ke belakang? Soalnya nggak punya kaca spion Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia? Lubang pantat… angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit Apaan yang naik turun dibawah puser? Resleting Monyet apa yang nyebelin ? Monyetelin tv kagak bisa, monyetelin radio kagak bisa juga Luarnya mulus dalamnya amburadul ? Nenek naek mercy Jauh dimata dekat di hati……apa’ an……? Usus!!! Buah semangka, dilubangin, dikasih es batu, dikocok-kocok terus digelindingin. Jadi apa? Jadi jauh Kalo kamu di tempat gelap dan dingin dan kamu punya satu korek api.disitu ada obor, lilin, dan kayu bakar. apa yg pertama-tama kamu hidupin? Korek api dong Kalo ditutup dia akan mengintip,tapi kalo dibuka dia akan marah-marah? Orang naik becak pada waktu hujan Kera apa yang bisa menyiarkan berita ? Kerabat kerja TVRI Kapan sebaiknya kita membuka pintu ? Kalo pintu tertutup Becak apa yang tidak bisa di cat ? Becak hilang Apa yang bulet kecil item, tapi kalo dipencet keluar orangnya? Bel rumah Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang.apaan? Ngupil Kenapa robin jadi pembasmi kejahatan? Soalnya dia ketemu sama batman..kalo ketemunya sama baskin dia bakalan buka toko eskrim Apa bedanya sepatu sama jengkol ? Kalo sepatu disemir, kalo jengkol di semur Bulan apa orang mengkonsumsi makanan paling sedikit ? Bulan Puasa Kenapa pohon kelapa di depan rumah harus ditebang ? Soalnya kalo dicabut berat Kenapa orang mati di bungkus dgn kain kafan? Kalau dikasih kain batik ntar dia ke kondangan… .!! Pintu apa yg di dorong2 sama 10 orang nggak bakal terbuka ? Pintu yang ada tulisannya “TARIK” Ayam apa yang tidak bisa mundur ? mana ada ayam yang bisa mundur Orang bungkuk tidurnya gimana ? Merem Kenapa waktu lampu merah menyala semua kendaraan pada berenti? Karena di rem Kenapa Afrika Negaranya miskin? Karena terlalu sibuk ngeriting rambut Ayam apa yang bisa bertelur di gunung, di lembah, di kandang macan, pokoknya di semua sempat? Ayam betina dong Burung apa yang kepalanya dua kakinya lima? Burung ajaib Orang apa yang berenang tapi rambutnya tidak basah ? Orang botak Ular apa yang tak bisa melilit ? Ular abis nelen linggis Kecil, putih, tinggi, apa hayooo? Nasi nempel dikapal terbang Kalau tidur berdiri, tapi kalau berdiri dia tidur? Jempol kaki Ayam apa yg ditabrak mobil gak bisa mati? Ayam panjang umur Tol-tol mana yang kagak bayar ? Tolol..gitu aja di pikirin Kecil item dipencet nendang….. ? Tahi lalat di idung komandan Kamra…… Apa yang dipunyai kucing tapi tidak dipunyai hewan laen? Anak kucing Lampu apa yang kalau dipecahin keluar orangnya? Lampu tetangga. coba elo pecahin, kan keluar orangnya Kenapa manusia hidungnya didepan? Soalnya kalo diatas, orang enggak bisa pake topi Kenapa genjot sepeda pake kaki? Kalau pake tangan, sirkus nggak ada yang nonton Apa bedanya kacang panjang dengan celana panjang? Kacang panjang bila dipotong namanya tetap kancang panjang Celana panjang bila dipotong namanya menjadi celana pendek Mengapa turun dari kendaraan harus kaki kiri dulu? Kalau kepala dulu namanya nyungsep. Siapa yang menemukan dompet kulit ? Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saya. Burung apa yang bikin seneng cewek ? Burungkali aku katakan aku cinta kamu Tulang apa nyang biru ?? TULANGIT BIRU

Rabu, 05 Oktober 2011

dear all

omg
I having a hateful day....i downloaded crysis 2 map editor http://www.crydev.net/dm_eds/download_detail.php?id=4... but its hard... it makes me stress out.....

dear all

dear all

I'm now studied in mondial school and not in global anymore.. i really missed my old friend, and even my teacher in global.. in mondial i felt like the same as usual, I think that I never change my characteristic...in mondial.. anyway, is very complicated in studying because mondial is a strict school, teacher, principals... in the first time I study in there, I thought that there were a lot of bullys but I'm wrong, they were good friend, but I still lonely, family hates me, friend hates me, I think nobody cares about me.. I'm lonely anyway....
I was thinking what is my old friend look like, 1 year from now... I think that they have a great time...hmmmmm...if anybody reads this, I think they will know what is my feelings...
anyway...i will study hard for my future....
well good night world... ND

dear all

Kamis, 10 September 2009

my family tradition

in every year we celebrate the traditional celebration in Chinese, and that's "Chinese new year", the thing we do there is giving "angpow" to our neighbors and families( its a money that kept in envelop/ red envelop.

Sabtu, 04 April 2009

Today i already in year6b and my teacher is mr.eliezer and in 6a is ms.edina now we are learning about legends

Jumat, 30 Mei 2008

learned today

A.math-measuring length-word problems
-I learned that solving the exercise 15.2 in the booklet we learned that we have to divide the number that has in the problem and also we have a top ten game that we have to know the 4 unit of measuring length.

-my good points are, we have a top ten with a partner and we got a little score but we also had know that we need multiply and divide.

B.English-writing a narrative
-in my narrative story I made a story but I didn't know the theme of the story.
-I think the story is about "stealing"


c unit of inquiry
I relized that Mr perico have a video from the internet and there is globalwarming.

Jumat, 09 Mei 2008

math reflection

In math I find hard to find things like a square but a triangle in the inside of the square because we have to find the alphabet like this"x" and find the length of E and C....

Jumat, 18 April 2008

dear eagle

today I learned about somethings...

math:
today In math I learned about perimeter in perimeter I had a project to make a park in park I had put a "m2" and the name of the thing that is conected to the park....

English:
In english I had make an articls that is realated in shorelines....

so see you nextime......

dear eagle

Senin, 14 April 2008

Dear eagles

In the computer room I found a pictures from the Internet and I reasearch about shorelines and also in the computer room there are 2 person that is slide and 1persone was founding a picture from the server and in the internet.... see ya!

Jumat, 11 April 2008

dear eagles

English:in English we learned about profile and attitudes and we write it.

UOI: In UOI we learned abou the langd formation and mr perico gave us an assesment.

Math:In maths we learned about angles and mr perico also give us an assesment on angles...

see you next time blogger...

Rabu, 09 April 2008

dear eagles...

today in the field trip I learned about the changing shores
and in there I had tacking a photo of it and in the beach I learned that in the beach there is a water that is braking the water was floating and the water was geting up and up and up until the water is reaching the rock.OK THIS IS ONLY WHAT I GOT GOOD BYE EAGLES AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

Senin, 07 April 2008

dear eagles

today I had learned about angles ,perpedicular lines and parellel lines in math, In english I make my reading logs, in UOT I reasearch about grasshopper in the libery room. goodbye eagles and see you next week.......

Jumat, 04 April 2008

dear dogest diary

today I had learned about articles in english, and todays homework is to highlight the noun and verb OK blogger this what I had only know see ya!

dear dogest diary

Sabtu, 29 Maret 2008

dear diary

today inthe diary I didn't make a jurnal because yesterday my mom didn'tlet me so I say for yesterday first, yesterday I had learned to how to make somethings and yesterday I make a buddy reader and for and againds issue... see you next time..

Rabu, 19 Maret 2008

changes

today we had doing some things in UOI subject, in uoi subject we learned about change, in the change we have physical and chemical change, and also in the UOT subject we had talking about our subject in unit of inquiery.


mr. perico also talk about yesterday homework, and mr.perico also had give us a webside for finding some things, today in the computer room I am making a blogger.