Senin, 09 Juli 2012
Kebo apa yang bikin orang capek?
Kebogor jalan kaki
Kenapa kucing kalo dikejar anjing selalu menoleh ke belakang?
Soalnya nggak punya kaca spion
Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia?
Lubang pantat… angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit
Apaan yang naik turun dibawah puser?
Resleting
Monyet apa yang nyebelin ?
Monyetelin tv kagak bisa, monyetelin radio kagak bisa juga
Luarnya mulus dalamnya amburadul ?
Nenek naek mercy
Jauh dimata dekat di hati……apa’ an……?
Usus!!!
Buah semangka, dilubangin, dikasih es batu, dikocok-kocok terus digelindingin. Jadi apa?
Jadi jauh
Kalo kamu di tempat gelap dan dingin dan kamu punya satu korek api.disitu ada obor, lilin, dan kayu bakar. apa yg pertama-tama kamu hidupin?
Korek api dong
Kalo ditutup dia akan mengintip,tapi kalo dibuka dia akan marah-marah?
Orang naik becak pada waktu hujan
Kera apa yang bisa menyiarkan berita ?
Kerabat kerja TVRI
Kapan sebaiknya kita membuka pintu ?
Kalo pintu tertutup
Becak apa yang tidak bisa di cat ?
Becak hilang
Apa yang bulet kecil item, tapi kalo dipencet keluar orangnya?
Bel rumah
Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang.apaan?
Ngupil
Kenapa robin jadi pembasmi kejahatan?
Soalnya dia ketemu sama batman..kalo ketemunya sama baskin dia bakalan buka toko eskrim
Apa bedanya sepatu sama jengkol ?
Kalo sepatu disemir, kalo jengkol di semur
Bulan apa orang mengkonsumsi makanan paling sedikit ?
Bulan Puasa
Kenapa pohon kelapa di depan rumah harus ditebang ?
Soalnya kalo dicabut berat
Kenapa orang mati di bungkus dgn kain kafan?
Kalau dikasih kain batik ntar dia ke kondangan… .!!
Pintu apa yg di dorong2 sama 10 orang nggak bakal terbuka ?
Pintu yang ada tulisannya “TARIK”
Ayam apa yang tidak bisa mundur ?
mana ada ayam yang bisa mundur
Orang bungkuk tidurnya gimana ?
Merem
Kenapa waktu lampu merah menyala semua kendaraan pada berenti?
Karena di rem
Kenapa Afrika Negaranya miskin?
Karena terlalu sibuk ngeriting rambut
Ayam apa yang bisa bertelur di gunung, di lembah, di kandang macan, pokoknya di semua sempat?
Ayam betina dong
Burung apa yang kepalanya dua kakinya lima?
Burung ajaib
Orang apa yang berenang tapi rambutnya tidak basah ?
Orang botak
Ular apa yang tak bisa melilit ?
Ular abis nelen linggis
Kecil, putih, tinggi, apa hayooo?
Nasi nempel dikapal terbang
Kalau tidur berdiri, tapi kalau berdiri dia tidur?
Jempol kaki
Ayam apa yg ditabrak mobil gak bisa mati?
Ayam panjang umur
Tol-tol mana yang kagak bayar ?
Tolol..gitu aja di pikirin
Kecil item dipencet nendang….. ?
Tahi lalat di idung komandan Kamra……
Apa yang dipunyai kucing tapi tidak dipunyai hewan laen?
Anak kucing
Lampu apa yang kalau dipecahin keluar orangnya?
Lampu tetangga. coba elo pecahin, kan keluar orangnya
Kenapa manusia hidungnya didepan?
Soalnya kalo diatas, orang enggak bisa pake topi
Kenapa genjot sepeda pake kaki?
Kalau pake tangan, sirkus nggak ada yang nonton
Apa bedanya kacang panjang dengan celana panjang?
Kacang panjang bila dipotong namanya tetap kancang panjang
Celana panjang bila dipotong namanya menjadi celana pendek
Mengapa turun dari kendaraan harus kaki kiri dulu?
Kalau kepala dulu namanya nyungsep.
Siapa yang menemukan dompet kulit ?
Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saya.
Burung apa yang bikin seneng cewek ?
Burungkali aku katakan aku cinta kamu
Tulang apa nyang biru ??
TULANGIT BIRU
Rabu, 05 Oktober 2011
dear all
omg
I having a hateful day....i downloaded crysis 2 map editor http://www.crydev.net/dm_eds/download_detail.php?id=4... but its hard... it makes me stress out.....
I having a hateful day....i downloaded crysis 2 map editor http://www.crydev.net/dm_eds/download_detail.php?id=4... but its hard... it makes me stress out.....
dear all
I'm now studied in mondial school and not in global anymore.. i really missed my old friend, and even my teacher in global.. in mondial i felt like the same as usual, I think that I never change my characteristic...in mondial.. anyway, is very complicated in studying because mondial is a strict school, teacher, principals... in the first time I study in there, I thought that there were a lot of bullys but I'm wrong, they were good friend, but I still lonely, family hates me, friend hates me, I think nobody cares about me.. I'm lonely anyway....
I was thinking what is my old friend look like, 1 year from now... I think that they have a great time...hmmmmm...if anybody reads this, I think they will know what is my feelings...
anyway...i will study hard for my future....
well good night world... ND
I was thinking what is my old friend look like, 1 year from now... I think that they have a great time...hmmmmm...if anybody reads this, I think they will know what is my feelings...
anyway...i will study hard for my future....
well good night world... ND
Kamis, 10 September 2009
my family tradition
in every year we celebrate the traditional celebration in Chinese, and that's "Chinese new year", the thing we do there is giving "angpow" to our neighbors and families( its a money that kept in envelop/ red envelop.
Sabtu, 04 April 2009
Jumat, 30 Mei 2008
learned today
A.math-measuring length-word problems
-I learned that solving the exercise 15.2 in the booklet we learned that we have to divide the number that has in the problem and also we have a top ten game that we have to know the 4 unit of measuring length.
-my good points are, we have a top ten with a partner and we got a little score but we also had know that we need multiply and divide.
B.English-writing a narrative
-in my narrative story I made a story but I didn't know the theme of the story.
-I think the story is about "stealing"
c unit of inquiry
I relized that Mr perico have a video from the internet and there is globalwarming.
-I learned that solving the exercise 15.2 in the booklet we learned that we have to divide the number that has in the problem and also we have a top ten game that we have to know the 4 unit of measuring length.
-my good points are, we have a top ten with a partner and we got a little score but we also had know that we need multiply and divide.
B.English-writing a narrative
-in my narrative story I made a story but I didn't know the theme of the story.
-I think the story is about "stealing"
c unit of inquiry
I relized that Mr perico have a video from the internet and there is globalwarming.
Jumat, 09 Mei 2008
math reflection
In math I find hard to find things like a square but a triangle in the inside of the square because we have to find the alphabet like this"x" and find the length of E and C....
Jumat, 18 April 2008
dear eagle
today I learned about somethings...
math:
today In math I learned about perimeter in perimeter I had a project to make a park in park I had put a "m2" and the name of the thing that is conected to the park....
English:
In english I had make an articls that is realated in shorelines....
so see you nextime......
math:
today In math I learned about perimeter in perimeter I had a project to make a park in park I had put a "m2" and the name of the thing that is conected to the park....
English:
In english I had make an articls that is realated in shorelines....
so see you nextime......
Senin, 14 April 2008
Dear eagles
In the computer room I found a pictures from the Internet and I reasearch about shorelines and also in the computer room there are 2 person that is slide and 1persone was founding a picture from the server and in the internet.... see ya!
Jumat, 11 April 2008
dear eagles
English:in English we learned about profile and attitudes and we write it.
UOI: In UOI we learned abou the langd formation and mr perico gave us an assesment.
Math:In maths we learned about angles and mr perico also give us an assesment on angles...
see you next time blogger...
UOI: In UOI we learned abou the langd formation and mr perico gave us an assesment.
Math:In maths we learned about angles and mr perico also give us an assesment on angles...
see you next time blogger...
Rabu, 09 April 2008
dear eagles...
today in the field trip I learned about the changing shores
and in there I had tacking a photo of it and in the beach I learned that in the beach there is a water that is braking the water was floating and the water was geting up and up and up until the water is reaching the rock.OK THIS IS ONLY WHAT I GOT GOOD BYE EAGLES AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
and in there I had tacking a photo of it and in the beach I learned that in the beach there is a water that is braking the water was floating and the water was geting up and up and up until the water is reaching the rock.OK THIS IS ONLY WHAT I GOT GOOD BYE EAGLES AND SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
Senin, 07 April 2008
dear eagles
today I had learned about angles ,perpedicular lines and parellel lines in math, In english I make my reading logs, in UOT I reasearch about grasshopper in the libery room. goodbye eagles and see you next week.......
Jumat, 04 April 2008
dear dogest diary
today I had learned about articles in english, and todays homework is to highlight the noun and verb OK blogger this what I had only know see ya!
Sabtu, 29 Maret 2008
dear diary
today inthe diary I didn't make a jurnal because yesterday my mom didn'tlet me so I say for yesterday first, yesterday I had learned to how to make somethings and yesterday I make a buddy reader and for and againds issue... see you next time..
Rabu, 19 Maret 2008
changes
today we had doing some things in UOI subject, in uoi subject we learned about change, in the change we have physical and chemical change, and also in the UOT subject we had talking about our subject in unit of inquiery.
mr. perico also talk about yesterday homework, and mr.perico also had give us a webside for finding some things, today in the computer room I am making a blogger.
mr. perico also talk about yesterday homework, and mr.perico also had give us a webside for finding some things, today in the computer room I am making a blogger.
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